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Heidi Priebe

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Writer & Producer at thoughtcatalog.com. ENFP 7w8 sx/so.
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2,218 quotes curated by Heidi Priebe:

“It would be easier to deal with falling out of love if it hadn't somehow made the sex exciting again.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“They should have included a picture of your smile in the space probe as a warning.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Unrequited love is a waste of time. Just walk it off. There. I said it.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“What would I do without you?
Him, probably.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“I wonder if the ugly duckling felt stupid when he realized being pretty didn't magically solve all his problems.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“They say when you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. They underestimate me.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Look. I'm just being honest. That excuses me from empathy or tact right?”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“I don't understand your complaint. There totally is a straight pride march. That same day, too. On all the other streets.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“I'm sorry about those late night emails. I only said those things because I was too drunk to be afraid.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor