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Heidi Priebe

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Writer & Producer at thoughtcatalog.com. ENFP 7w8 sx/so.
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2,218 quotes curated by Heidi Priebe:

“It was a sweet day when I realized legal and illegal had nothing to do with right and wrong.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“When people say 'I don't see gender, I just see people' it's like saying, 'My heart is in the right place, but fuck I'm stupid.'”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“I love you but I don't love you enough to give up falling in love.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Clean living is less fun and you wind up feeling stupid when you still die.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Who said life can't be an adventure? Because whoever said that is probably the villain.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“I know it's late, but I figured out where our joie de vivre went! We buried it in that graveyard. Here, I brought shovels.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Yes, I am eating candy for breakfast again. Take that, doctors and lawyers. I don't need no fancy car to be happy.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“I wish seeing you naked was as good as wishing I could see you naked.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Sexually transmitted infections are like hangovers. They're not great, but neither is moderation.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“You're a good person and I love you. This just isn't the life I hoped I'd have.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor