2,218 quotes curated by Heidi Priebe:
“If you repeat a word again and again it loses its meaning. Apparently this also works with heartbreak.”
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humor
“Do you think a city is complicated enough that we can say it has a sort of intelligence. No, I don't care where you work. No, YOU are the worst speed date here.”
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humor
“I have found a way to watch video in your head. High definition, with instant replay. It's called having regrets.”
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humor