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18 Disturbing ‘Zombie Haikus’ That Perfectly Describe How We’ll All Die In The Zombie Apocalypse

Ryan Mecum savagely (and poetically) describes the inevitable zombie apocalypse in ‘Zombie Haiku.’ Whet your appetite (for brains) with these chilling excerpts. 
Chrissy Stockton
September 26, 2016
“Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“Little old ladies
speed away in their wheelchairs,
frightened meals on wheels.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“Biting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“You are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use doorknobs.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“That stuff on Beth's face...
there's one thing I know for sure:
that's not spaghetti.”
— Robert Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“I start the engine, but it's
really hard to steer with
Beth on my hood.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
“I am in trouble.
She is chewing on my neck
from ten feet away.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“Something is not right.
If my blood is in puddles,
Why do I feel strong?”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“One thing on my mind,
only one thing on my mind. I'm 
going to eat you.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains
Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains,
Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“I can remember
good food that mom used to make.
I bet mom tastes good.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“My dad used to say
'Always finish what you start,'
so I eat her hair."”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“She's always with me
Especially if my gut
can't digest toenails.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“Everything I thought
tasted a lot like chicken
really tastes like man. ”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“Teeth can bite through bones.
The hair is hard to swallow.
Brains squish easily.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“You'd think I'd get full
eating so many people
but really, I don't.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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“She is still beging,
but no longer for my help.
She wants her nose back.”
— Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains
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