“What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it? A waist of time.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“The bend back kiss. This kiss is for couple that is comfortable with and crazy about each other. In this type of kiss, the man usually bends his girl slightly backward and supports her at the waist with one of his hands and then uses the other hand to frame her face before kissing her.”— A. Zeee, ottmag.com
“You could also try wearing a girdle. For people who are slightly more bulky around the waist, wearing a girdle will push the excess tummy downwards, hence enhancing your buttocks and making them look much larger than they actually are.”— Laura Banner, hipsandbum.com
“Put a belt on your waist! Get a medium or large width belt, and then tie it around the smallest part of your waist. This will cinch up your waist, making your butt look more enhanced than it really is.”— Laura Banner, hipsandbum.com
“The smaller your waist looks, the rounder and more bodacious your booty will look by comparison, so go for pants, skirts, and dresses that fit snugly at your natural waist, and pair them with cropped or tucked-in tops and cropped jackets.”— Charles Manning, cosmopolitan.com