Quotes tagged ‘Vampires’

“When I became a vampire, I was just a messed-up kid. Now it's a thousand years later and I'm still messed up!”

— Adam Muto, Hanna K. Nyström, Marceline the Vampire Queen, Olivia Olson, imdb.com

“Look, of all the serial killer types, the ones I find most dangerous are the hyper-intelligent ones that get off more on the mind games than the killing. They're like vampires, ready to suck your soul dry and file your information away for a rainy day.”

— Sharon Lee Watson, Dr. Tara Lewis, Aisha Tyler, imdb.com

“I appreciate the talk, coach, but honestly all I can think about is slicing open your wrists and drinking you like a fountain. I guess that makes me a monster, don't it?”

— Jenny Klein, Cole Trenton, Travis Aaron Wade, imdb.com

“These aren't vampires, man. These...these are douchebags.”

— Brett Matthews, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“Yeah, well, if you were a six-hundred-year-old hag and you could pick any costume to come back in, wouldn't you go for a hot cheerleader? I would. Mmm.”

— Julie Siege, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“He looked like a vampire. You know with the fangs and the slicked back hair and the fancy cape and the little medallion thing on the ribbon.”

— Jeremy Carver, Ben Edlund, Ed Brewer, Michael Eklund, imdb.com

“I need some air. I'm still feeling a tad...dead.”

— Kevin Williamson, Julie Plec, Elijah Mikaelson, Daniel Gillies, imdb.com

“He has no idea what normal is—his entire existence isn't normal. Normal to a vampire is drinking human blood, but he's spent all this time fighting it, when he should have been learning how to control it. And now it's controlling him, instead.”

— Caroline Dries, Bryan Oh, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com

“Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.”

— Julie Plec, Kevin Williamson, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com

“You're not gonna be doing much of anything if you don't have your strength. There's nothing wrong with partaking in a healthy diet of human blood from a blood bank. You're not actually killing anyone.”

— Barbie Kligman, Andrew Chambliss, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com

“People are born, they grow old, and then they die. That’s the world we live in. There’s no magic, no mysticism, no immortality. There is nothing that defies rational thought. It’s not possible. I’m not a believer, I can’t be. But how can I deny what’s right in front of me? Someone who never grows ol…”

— Sean Reycraft, Gabrielle G. Stanton, Elena Gilbert, Nina Dobrev, imdb.com

“Caroline: Hey, how come you don't sparkle? Damon: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.”

— Andrew Kreisberg, Brian Young, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com

“We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.”

— Kevin Williamson, Julie Plec, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com

“What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? Same time next month?”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com