“What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? "Same time next month?"”— JeNeSuisPasQuiJetais, reddit.com
“I saw something moving round the foot of the bed, which at first I could not accurately distinguish. But I soon saw that it was a sooty-black animal that resembled a monstrous cat. It appeared to me about four or five feet long for it measured fully the length of the hearthrug as it passed over it;…”— J. Sheridan Le Fanu, amazon.com
“Consequently, if you believe God made Satan, you must realize that all Satan's power comes from God and so that Satan is simply God's child, and that we are God's children also. There are no children of Satan, really.”— Anne Rice, amazon.com
“The lips were as red as ever. But there was no sign of movement, no pulse, no breath, no beating of the heart.”— Bram Stoker, amazon.com
“The vampire kiss. The vampire kiss is a deep kiss on someone's neck that can involve sucking or light biting on the skin. Since some people find it painful rather than sexy, and since the sucking might leave a hickey, always ask permission before you give someone a vampire kiss.”— Holly Ashworth, teenadvice.about.com