Quotes tagged ‘Twins’

“You were like Siamese twins joined at the beard.”

— Gregg Mettler, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com

“Pichael Thompson: And then they found out I was attached along for the ride and they said, 'Ah, shit. Well, just fuck it, call him Pichael.' Michael Thompson: [throws papers at Pichael's face] Fuck you, Pichael! You're a fucking piece of shit!”

— Ryan Ridley, Dan Guterman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Pichael Thompson, imdb.com

“I told two twins their matching outfits are cute... "Did your mom buy you matching clothes?" I asked politely. To which they answered, "We're not twins and could we see your license and registration please.”

— Rusty_Shakleford69, reddit.com

“What do you call twin brothers? A sunset.”

— lordbender_667, reddit.com