Quotes tagged ‘TV Qutoes’

“I've got a joke for you. Two penguins were walking across an iceberg. One penguin turned to the other penguin and said, "You look like you are wearing a tuxedo."”

— Harley Peyton, Robert Engels, David Lynch, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Kyle MacLachlan, imdb.com

“Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen.”

— Mark Frost, David Lynch, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Kyle MacLachlan, imdb.com

“Listen to me, I've been out of circulation for so long I've completely forgotten social niceties. You asked me how I am I'm not really supposed to say how I am, I'm supposed to say "I'm fine thanks, how are you?"”

— Harley Peyton, Robert Engels, David Lynch, Annie Blackburn, Heather Graham, imdb.com

“Harry: You know there are plenty of other vets in Twin Peaks. Dale Cooper: Yes but only one has a best friend with one arm. Harry, in the heat of the investigative pursuit the shortest distance between two points is not necessarily a straight line.”

— Mark Frost, David Lynch, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Kyle MacLachlan, imdb.com

“Fellas don't drink that coffee! You'd never guess, there was a fish... in the percolator. Sorry.”

— Mark Frost, David Lynch, Pete Martell, Jack Nance, imdb.com