Quotes tagged ‘Turkey’

(11 total)

“Nobody likes turkey, so just make the sides.”

“If I was gonna fuck a turkey, I would warm it up, like a goddamn gentleman!”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian (voice), Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“'If this were the beginning of a poem, he would have called the thing he felt inside him the silence of snow.' -Orhan Pamuk Before the hanging cross, the girls take turns standing at attention before us with eyes closed or hands clasped, headbands bright green or bangles yellow, glints that fill the…”

— Tarfia Faizullah, apmpodcasts.org

“Miss McAdam: One of the things that ruins Christmas in America is the turkey. Oh, it tastes of sawdust. Madge Kehoe: So that's one cheese sandwich for Miss McAdam and extra turkey for everyone else!”

— Nick Hornby, Madge Kehoe, Julie Walters, imdb.com

“Volunteer Boy: That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey. Dr. Alan Grant: A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this 'six foot turkey' as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep stil…”

— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Dr. Alan Grant, Sam Neill, imdb.com

“I can't compete with your mother's turkey Ray, the woman has giblets in her blood!”

— Lew Schneider, Steve Skrovan, Debra Barone, Patricia Heaton, imdb.com

“Eric, honey, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer?”

— Dean Batali, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

“Turkey can never beat cow.”

— Alan Yang, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“Football is the best, is the biggest sport in the world. It is the biggest family in the world is the football. The same passion you have here in Turkey, we have in Brazil, they have in Russia, they have in Germany, they have... you know football is the only sport where you put people together, you…”

— Pele, global-leaders.tv

“I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums. He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.”

— Finaldaze, reddit.com

“They have different agendas. For the West, they wanted to undermine the Syrian positions. For the petrodollar countries like Saudi Arabia, they’re thinking undermining Syria will undermine Iran on sectarian basis. For Turkey, they think that if the Muslim Brotherhood take over the rest of the region…”

— Bashar Al Assad, legrandsoir.info