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Mr. Edmington: Sir.
Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are there any employees in the back? If so, please bring bring them to the front.
Mr. Edmington: No. There are no employees in the back.
Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are you sure of this response? You seem uncertain.
Mr. Edmington: No, no. I'm quite sure.
Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] We will accept this response. Be advised if you are mistaken your testicles will be cut off with this.
[Gray Gloved Robber pulls out a knife]
Mr. Edmington: Please, lets not talk about anything rash.”
Derice Bannock: I can't believe you're still cold, mon.
Sanka Coffie: Cold? I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!”
Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas.
Passenger on Bus: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up!
Ricky Bobby: I—I've just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately.
Passenger on Bus: Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma got problems she just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up on somebody's finger! That's a problem!
Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.”
Butt-head: Uh, your testicles?”
Charlie: Oh my God, dude, relax. Dude, I forgot to put on deodorant, okay?
Mac: I have never once, never once seen you wear deodorant, Charlie, never once.
Charlie: Yeah well, you never seen me once wash my testicles either but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.”
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