Quotes tagged ‘testicles’

“Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Mr. Edmington. Mr. Edmington: Sir. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are there any employees in the back? If so, please bring bring them to the front. Mr. Edmington: No. There are no employees in the back. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are you sur…”

— S. Craig Zahler, Black Gloves, Primo Allon, imdb.com

“When I was born, I had testicles that are larger than they are now.”

— Spencer Crittenden, youtube.com

“[Sanka reveals a hot water bottle nestled under his shirt] Derice Bannock: I can't believe you're still cold, mon. Sanka Coffie: Cold? I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!”

— Lynn Siefert, Michael Goldberg, Tommy Swerdlow, Sanka Coffie, Doug E. Doug, imdb.com

“[from the unrated version] Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas. Passenger on Bus: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up! Ricky Bobby: I—I've just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a l…”

— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“You send me 12 men, I will return you 12 sets of testicles in a bag, and we can watch your little whores devour them together, before I chop off your trotters and boil them.”

— Steven Knight, James Keziah Delaney, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“Old woman: What happened to my spectacles? Butt-head: Uh, your testicles?”

— Glenn Eichler, David X. Cohen, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Mac: I do not even understand the smell coming from your body, dude. Charlie: Oh my God, dude, relax. Dude, I forgot to put on deodorant, okay? Mac: I have never once, never once seen you wear deodorant, Charlie, never once. Charlie: Yeah well, you never seen me once wash my testicles either but tha…”

— Scott Marder, Rob Rosell, David Hornsby, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

“Don’t you hate it when you’re reading a sentence and it doesn’t end how you testicles.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“The testicles aren’t the most attractive things on a guy, but they’re just as sensitive as his penis. Give them attention before a BJ or sex. It’s an instant turn on and guys love that you didn’t leave his jewels out.”

— Crystal Crowder, bolde.com

“Some guys have a trick where if you pull down gently on their balls, they won't come as quickly. This is probably one of those distraction moves; plus, ordinarily just before he’s about to ejaculate, his testicles will elevate.”

— Carol Queen, yourtango.com

“Turn it down low, and wrap it in your panties to lessen the sensation. Then hold the vibrator against his boys while you fondle his shaft. A guy's testicles can't take very much stimulation, so the muffled shaking is right.”

— Bethany Heitman, cosmopolitan.com

“Pinch, tug, suck on his testicles. Linger. Dawdle. Don't make this an afterthought. This is a destination in itself.”

— L. L. Wing, redbookmag.com

“For many people, pleasure continues after orgasm. If your partner likes, you can continue touching his penis, testicles, or other places on his body to help the moment linger.”

— Alice, goaskalice.columbia.edu

“Midway through your hand job, give your hand a rest and slowly slide your fingers down toward his testicles. Now, start to slowly and softly fondle them between your fingers. You can also cup them in your hand and gently squeeze them, too.”

— Sean Jameson, yourtango.com

“Fondle his balls or play with his ass–with permission. Every guy is different. Some will get turned on by those moves, and some will immediately get turned off.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“Some men say that having their testicles stroked as they come heightens the sensation.”

— Robert Hamilton, redbookmag.com

“Gently gripping a man's testicles can be a real turn-on, as it blends control with release. Also, stimulating the perineum, the area between the scrotum and anus, will heighten pleasure.”

— Brendan Tapley, womansday.com