“If you want a family, forget the good book, follow my ten commands.”— Sam Shaw, Michelle Ashford, Dr. William Masters, Michael Sheen, imdb.com
“The first commandment states: ‘I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.’ But two of the seven deadly sins are vanity and envy. Fucking Hypocrite!”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“So Moses comes down from Mt. Sinai with two tablets of stone in his hands and speaks to his people: "Okay folks, I got some goods news and some bad news. Good news first: I got him down to ten. The bad news: Adultery is still in."”— nostromo99, reddit.com