Quotes tagged ‘teenager’

“Whatever!”

— Amber, amazon.com

“If I’m too good for him, then how come I’m not with him?”

— Tai, amazon.com

“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.”

— Cher, amazon.com

“I don’t get it. Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? What’s wrong with me?”

— Cher, amazon.com

“He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?”

— Cher, amazon.com

“Josh: 'You want to practice parking?' Cher: 'What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.'”

— Cher, Josh, amazon.com

“Mel: 'So, what did you do in school today?' Cher: 'Well, I broke in my purple clogs.'”

— Cher, Mel, amazon.com

“Cher: 'Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.' Lucy (storming off): 'I'm not a Mexican!' Cher: 'Great, what was that all about?' Josh: 'Lucy's from El Salvador.' Cher: 'So?' Josh: 'It's an entirely different country.' Cher: 'What does that matter?' Josh: 'You get upset if someone thinks you live belo…”

— Cher, Josh, amazon.com

“Cher: 'Would you call me selfish?' Dionne: 'No, not to your face.'”

— Cher, Dionne, amazon.com

“As if!”

— Cher, amazon.com

“Dionne: 'Uh, Hello? There was a stop sign.' Cher: "I totally paused.”

— Cher, Dionne, amazon.com

“Cher: 'Daddy, this is Tai.' Mel (to Tai): 'Get out of my chair.'”

— Cher, Mel, amazon.com

“Mel: 'What the hell is that?' Cher: 'A dress.' Mel: 'Says who?' Cher: 'Calvin Klein.'”

— Cher, Mel, amazon.com

“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’ Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ’cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not…”

— Cher, amazon.com

“That’s Ren and Stimpy. They’re way existential.”

— Cher, amazon.com

“Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”

— Tai, amazon.com

“I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies’.”

— Cher, amazon.com

“Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.”

— Cher, amazon.com

“Open Tweet to Justin Bieber: You’re starting to make us teen heartthrobs look bad.”

— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com

“Depending on their age and circumstances, a date who lives with their parents may or may not be a red flag. There’s a big difference between a recent college grad getting on their feet and a 38-year old crashing in their mom’s basement because they don’t feel like living on their own. If their paren…”

— Patrick Allan, lifehacker.com