“Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid, anyway.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“May the Lord keep you in his mercy, you stupid girl.”— Margaret Atwood, Nina Fiore, Aunt Lydia, Ann Dowd, imdb.com
“Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid.”— Steve Koren, David Puddy, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com
“In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.”— Spike Feresten, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I may be insane, but I'm not stupid. I didn't carry it, you did! It's in your pack.”— George Kennedy, imdb.com
“What do I know about love? Not much-that’s the safe answer. Even when I think I have a grasp on it, something comes along to make me realize I don’t know anything at all. It’s just a concept to me. It’s the thing that all the songs are written about, the thing that makes smart people act stupidly.”— David Levithan, amazon.com
“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.”— Thomas Szasz, amazon.com
“Welcome to the world. You will hurt the people you love the most. You will say stupid things and embarrass yourself repeatedly. You will crash your car and lose your wallet before the bill comes. You will get sick, sad and lonely.”— Markus Almond, amazon.com
“And all this time he was cheating on me! Making a fool out of me! He made me look stupid in front of everyone!”— Amanda Laneley, amazon.com
“If you are stupid enough to cheat, then definitely dumb enough to get caught.”— Aman Jassal, amazon.com
“Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?”— Petronius Arbiter, amazon.com
“I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement.”— Robert Jordan, amazon.com
“You don’t look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him.”— Neil Gaiman, amazon.com
“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”— Kurt Vonnegut, amazon.com