“[voiceover and closing narration] Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Fernandez funeral home on Hun and Ninth street. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought... Last of the…”— David Koepp, imdb.com
“Larry: Um-hm. Yeah, there's definitely a prick involved. Doctor: Uh, yes there is a prick involved. Larry: Yeah, there's one prick involved. Doctor: Yeah, I would say there's one prick involved. Larry: I agree. I'm not a doctor, but I agree. There is one prick.”— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service.”— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com