“Spongebob: Now that we're men, we have facial hair. Patrick: Now that we're men I changed my underwear.”— Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, amazon.com
“Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's a afraid of Santa Clause”— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants, amazon.com
“F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors.”— Plankton, amazon.com
“Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until 4.”— Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, amazon.com