Quotes tagged ‘Snark’

“Hey Chris, did you know your bacne spells 'Citibank' in braille?”

— Steve Callaghan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Peter Griffin: We have 3 boys for Family Feud. Meg Griffin: But I'm not a... Peter Griffin: Shut up, Greg.”

— Brian Scully, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“It was beauty that killed the beast.”

— Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“[to Meg] If there was a God would He give you a smokin' hot mom like Lois and then have you grow up looking like Peter?”

— Danny Smith, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Oh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking? I'm thinking shut up and get a salad!”

— Danny Smith, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Oh my god, who the hell cares?”

— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Stewie Griffin: Remember Brian, don't touch anything when we are in the past. Even stepping on a mosquito could create a chain reaction that drastically alters the present. Brian Griffin:Really? Stewie Griffin: Nah you can do whatever you want.”

— Patrick Meighan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“I can't believe fucking Jesus hasn't called me back. I left him a message like four hours ago.”

— Brian Scully, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“I haven't felt this great in years! I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger, except without the fruity accent or the Pirates of the Caribbean wife.”

— Steve Callaghan, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Brian Griffin: You are getting a little old for a teddy bear. Stewie Griffin: Brian, I'm one. Brian Griffin: Still?”

— Patrick Meighan, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“You're turning out to be a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.”

— Steve Callaghan, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Home Supply Employee: Can I help you? Peter Griffin: Yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite. Home Supply Employee: Well, I'll take you to our one up-man-ship aisle”

— Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“By the way, you call those cheap implants boobs? They're not boobs! They're LIES!”

— Steve Callaghan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Oh, and tell Cookie Monster not to phone me until he finishes rehab.”

— Steve Callaghan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Meg, who let you back in the house?”

— Steve Callaghan, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Did I freakin' stutter? I said, MORE SKITTLES!”

— Gene Laufenberg, Meg Griffin (voice), Mila Kunis, imdb.com

“Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Chris Griffin: You're a dog! You don't have a soul! Brian: Ouch.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“They better not be expecting us to give money, because I gave at church last Sunday, and I'm pretty sure it all goes to the same God.”

— Ricky Blitt, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Gene Laufenberg, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com