“Sit just to enjoy your sitting; you don't need to attain any goal. Each moment of sitting meditation brings you back to life.”— Thich Nhat Hanh, twitter.com
“The church sent missionaries to America to teach the Indians the correct method of sex. In return, they taught us the correct method of sitting in second grade.”— Eric Ziobrowski, Jeff Chiang, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“If there’s nowhere else convenient to sit, then sit in his lap. Just make sure you execute the odd wiggle to pretend you are getting more comfortable and have the blood rushing to his nether regions at the same time.”— Zenobia Bel, ethiogrio.com