“A clean house is evidence of mental inferiority.”— Sarah Gubbins, Shirley Jackson, Elisabeth Moss, imdb.com
“Everyone in history has always known that if you text someone 'heyy' with two Y's it means you wanna fuck.”— Dan Lagana, Alex Trimboli, Calum Worthy, imdb.com
“And I said, 'I'm not gonna sign anything without my realtor looking it over first.'”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Don Lentile, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“Harry: This symbol, what is it? Spielman: It’s the sign of the deathly hallows.”— J. K. Rowling, Spielman, Wolf Roth, imdb.com
“Leonard: For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth? Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?”— Robert Cohen, Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady, Leonard Hofstadter, Johnny Galecki, imdb.com
“Why is it that the street you’re looking for always has a tree from the Mesozoic Era growing around the sign? You’re looking for like Mount Vernon and all you see is like the N. And you drive by going, “That was probably it.””— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“I don't really want people looking to me for inspiration. I just want to be a sign along the way that points toward Heaven.”— Bethany Hamilton, amazon.com
“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.”— Karl Lagerfeld, glamourmagazine.co.uk
“The sign of a beautiful person is that he always sees beauty in others.”— Omar Suleiman, goodreads.com