“As she snuggled up to me, eyes closed and semiconscious, she murmured, 'I love you more than anything.' A pause. 'Except lobster.'”— Brian Rea, New York Times, nytimes.com
“If you're just starting out, three to four words are all you need. A length limit forces you to get straight to the point and eliminates the possibility of embarrassing yourself by using adjectives like "pulsing," which makes your pussy or dick sound like the still-beating heart of a butchered mamma…”— sexting, vice.com
“Calm down Shakespeare, nobody has time to sit there and read the great American novel of all the things you want to do. Keep it short and sweet.”— Gayana Sarkisova, elitedaily.com