Quotes tagged ‘Shit’

“I don't give a shit if you want to screw me. What I need is your loyalty.”

— Karl Noxon, Kitty Montgomery, Julianna Margulies, imdb.com

“[to Julian] I can't take this shit. Are you serious? [Julian continues jumping to the Kangaroo song…under his breath; about the character in the song] Douchebag kangaroo.”

— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Tommy Ryan: That's typical. First class dogs come down here to take a shit. Jack: That's so we know where we rank in the scheme of things. Tommy Ryan: Like we could forget.”

— James Cameron, Jack Dawson, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com

“[looking at a huge mound of dinosaur feces] That is one big pile of shit.”

— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jeff Goldblum, imdb.com

“We blaze for real 24/7, no joke, but we also know our shit.”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice), Bill Hader, imdb.com

“Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal.”

— Kevin Smith, Holden McNeil/Himself, Ben Affleck, imdb.com

“Jay: Hey, lawdog. Whillenholly: [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Hey! Jay: See you in hell, cocksmoker! Whillenholly: Aww, Fuck Meeeee!”

— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com

“Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?”

— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com

“All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie...we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit…”

— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com

“Officer Smy: Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom! Ursula: What about the piece stuck to your shoe? Officer Smy: What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe? [Looks down] Officer Smy: SHIT! Ursula: [Stifles a laugh] Officer Smy: You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the ext…”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Local Officer Smy, Michael Weaver, imdb.com

“Rabbit: [lifting soap out of coffee] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Farva, Kevin Heffernan, imdb.com

“[In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Captain O'Hagan, Brian Cox, imdb.com

“No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.”

— Mike Judge, Lawrence, Diedrich Bader, imdb.com

“That is some mystical shit!”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Danny, Luke Wilson, imdb.com

“You newer models are happy scraping the shit...because you've never seen a miracle.”

— Hampton Fancher, Michael Green, Sapper Morton, Dave Bautista, imdb.com

“Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”

— Frank Darabont, Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding, Morgan Freeman, imdb.com

“Johnny: If it's gettin' to go wrong, Dan, you just drop flat. Dan: What the fuck did you just say? Johnny: Drop flat if it's going wrong, and I'll blow his fucking head off. Dan: You do and it'll be the last goddamn thing you do on this fucking earth. Going wrong is not the end of fucking things, Jo…”

— David Milch, Dan Dority, W. Earl Brown, imdb.com

“They're gonna find this piece o' shit in a trunk someday.”

— Terence Winter, Salvatore Stabile, Gigi Cestone, John Flore, imdb.com

“I’m about to step into a world of shit.”

— Marco Ramirez, Nick Clark, Frank Dillane, imdb.com

“Danny, some shit you just can’t punch.”

— Scott Buck, Tamara Becher, Pat Charles, Claire Temple, Rosario Dawson, imdb.com