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High school. Two teachers were married and a third young, pretty teacher came along. The married female teacher was infertile. So the male teacher got the third teacher pregnant, and the female teacher didn't find out until after the pregnancy was revealed ... it got nasty. He and the third teacher…

— DeBickel, reddit.com

I.T. teacher took his computer in for clean up. Shit ton of kiddy porn was found on it. Boy that was some fall out.

— djdrcoolfresh, reddit.com

Girl in my graduating class was boning the student teacher of one of her classes while she was 17 and he was mid-20s. He got fired. They apparently got married right after she graduated, then got divorced after she graduated college.

— Aewgliriel, reddit.com

Youngish unattractive music teacher slept with a minor. His wife was extremely ill and apparently on her death bed. He had convinced the minor that they'd get married when she died.

— SkollnHati, reddit.com

A boy was caught selling sexual favors to other boys for like 15 dollars in the toilet. Parents started coming to the school because their children were saying that they need more money for food everyday because it got more expensive. The kids were lying of course, and this got both the parents and…

— Switchback94, reddit.com

The superintendent made a surprise visit and caught two teachers having sex in an empty classroom.

— ElaineofAstolat, reddit.com

On a band trip to the Bahamas (our band went on extravagant trips), a girl got told by the operators of a Parasailing boat that they'd let her go for free if she did it naked. So she did. She was 15. That was a whole world of shit.

— ceeceea, reddit.com

Girl in 10th grade started dating another student's dad, needless to say it made for an interesting dynamic in the classroom.

— LeBonLapin, reddit.com

Large high school in low-income Los Angeles metropolitan area, lots of gang members/activity. Dude affiliated with the Crips got caught sucking a dick in the bathroom.

— AudioDope562, reddit.com

Some girl gave a guy head for $2.50 to buy an iced coffee.

— Derpston_P_Derp, reddit.com

Sex is a word that was, or perhaps still is without bad meaning. Only our filthy minds refuses to accept this simple truth.

— Costin., twosentencestories.com

During an unforgettable one-night-stand the girl revealed she fantasized about a knife being part of the foreplay. When I asked her who should hold the knife, she answered: ‘I already am.

— Unknown, twosentencestories.com

Two fifths. One dick. Three cribs.

— Justin, sixwordstories.net

Affection. Erection. No protection. Inspection. Infection.

— reubsy420, sixwordstories.net

Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine.

— Kyle, sixwordstories.net

College girl. Webcam site. Tuition paid.

— D.Bag, sixwordstories.net

Walk-of-shame on Sunday mistaken for churchgoer.

— E.J, sixwordstories.net

Checklist: Wine. Candles. Roses. Music. Rohypnol.

— Amit Kapoor, sixwordstories.net

Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.

— Aleksandr, sixwordstories.net

She faked orgasms. I faked love.

— Trevor, sixwordstories.net

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