“We want no Gestapo or Secret Police. F.B.I. is tending in that direction. They are dabbling in sex life scandles [sic] and plain blackmail when they should be catching criminals. They also have a habit of sneering at local law enforcement officers.”— Harry S Truman, trumanlibrary.org
“Jack: Let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system. Frank: My client has no memory of that. Jack: I also would have accepted, ‘you can’t prove that’s the governor’s semen.’”— Donald Glover, Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com