“I tell people I'm just a secretary for my own mind: Something comes into my head, and I write it down.”— Steven Wright, avclub.com
“He may act like he wants a secretary, but most of the time they're looking for something between a mother and a waitress.”— Matthew Weiner, Joan Harris, Christina Hendricks, imdb.com
“Why are secretaries having affairs? It's because you can't have a secretary without a secret.”— A_CGI_for_ants, reddit.com
“CEO asks the VP: ‘ Hey, have you been boning my new secretary? VP says: ‘No!’. CEO: ‘Good, then YOU fire her.'”— mapsmail999, reddit.com