“You know how lesbians are. You know what a lesbian brings on a second date, right? A U-Haul.”— Larry David, Rosie O'Donnell, Rosie O'Donnell, imdb.com
“This girl's got potential. I took her to the drive-in the other night, and she's still talking to me.”— Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Potsie, Anson Williams, imdb.com