“[voiceover] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally back…”— Roger Kumble, Sebastian Valmont, Ryan Phillippe, imdb.com
“Hee, hee hee hee hee! Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii.”— Al Brodax, Jack Mendelsohn, Lee Minoff, Erich Segal, Chief Blue Meanie/George/Ringo (voice), Paul Angelis, imdb.com