“Oh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking? I'm thinking shut up and get a salad!”— Danny Smith, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“I haven't felt this great in years! I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger, except without the fruity accent or the Pirates of the Caribbean wife.”— Steve Callaghan, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Barbie why did you order this test? For the love of God, are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor? Hmmm?”— Mike Schwartz, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“Dr. Kelso: Do you think I got to be chief of medicine by being late? Dr. Cox: No. You got there by back-stabbing and ass-kissing. Dr. Kelso: Maybe so, but I started those things promptly at eight.”— Justin Spitzer, Bob Kelso, Ken Jenkins, imdb.com
“Elliot: Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married? Carla: Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns. Elliot: Really? God I wish I was ethnic.”— Janae Bakken, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com
“Elliot: Oh my God! She has a tattoo of a teardrop on her bajingo! Is it sad? Carla: Her vagina, Elliot. She has a tattoo on her beautiful vagina.”— Matt Tarses, Gabrielle Allan, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com
“Hold on let me look in my bag and see if I can find a fuck I give.”— Willam Belli, gayonabudget.tumblr.com
“Kafka provides the messaging backbone for building a new generation of distributed applications capable of handling billions of events and millions of transactions”— Heroku, heroku.com
“Today, developers are increasingly turning to managed services for toolsets and infrastructure requirements — tasks traditionally managed by DevOps teams. AWS and other managed service providers have allowed for a dramatically simplified way of working, reducing complexity on the developer end and,…”— Andrey Akselrod, techcrunch.com
“Search engines and social networks are always trying to crawl your pages, but they only see the javascript tags...We render your javascript in a browser, save the static HTML, and you return that to the crawlers!”— Prender.io, prerender.io