Quotes tagged ‘salami’

“We've got wet salami sandwiches in tinfoil, a thermos of clam chowder, and some Chex Mix in an old Band-Aid box. Help yourself.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Marty Glouberman, Richard Kind, imdb.com

“You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.”

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

“Gretel McAlbertson: Why are you stealing food? Ratso Rizzo: I was just, uh, noticing that you're out of salami. I think you oughta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back. Gretel McAlbertson: Gee, well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it. Ratso Rizzo: W…”

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

“I am starving. All I've had to eat today is a couple of sticky buns, lots of extra cream, a Popsicle, and a bag of salami! What am I supposed to do?”

— Colleen Ballinger, Chris Ballinger, Miranda Sings, Colleen Ballinger, imdb.com