“Stomach contents revealed… let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bicycle tire, a goat… and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the name of Pinocchio.”— Harley Peyton, Albert Rosenfield, Miguel Ferrer, imdb.com
“The Greeks translated ‘puppets’ as ‘neurospasta,’ which literally means string-pulling. And throughout time they've been used as a method to tell kings a story so the subjects didn't have to speak directly to him.”— Janine Sherman Barrois, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com
“You know who LOVES to get fisted? Sock puppets. That joke is adorable!”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org