“Upskirt Kurt: Why'd you head-butt me?! Linda: I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.”— Dan Fybel, Rich Rinaldi, Linda Belcher (voice), John Roberts, imdb.com
“Now, if someone tries to monopolize the Web, for example pushes proprietary variations on network protocols, then that would make me unhappy.”— Tim Berners-Lee, w3.org
“There's not protocol for falling in love with someone. There's no game plan to tell you when it's appropriate to do certain things, say other things.”— Lori L. Otto, amazon.com