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Obama: What now B
Biden: Let's leave shit in all the toilets. ”
Barack: Joe we have to-
Joe: Taking the bath towels too.”
Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are-
Michelle: [covers Obama's mouth] are so excited. ”
Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here. ”
Joe: Because he's bringing his own Pence.”
Biden: I gave him the wrong address.
Obama: Joe he's the president- elect.
Biden: IDGAF what they call him. ”
Biden: I wanna freak Mike Pence out.
Obama: But why?
Biden: Just roll with it. ”
Barack: That's nice, Joe.
Joe: And then I'm going to offer him knuckle sandwiches. ”
Obama: That's an Etch-A-Sketch
Biden: Yup ”
Biden: Imma point at'em to assert my dominance.
Obama: Please just welcome him. ”
Barack: Joe if you say another word, I swear to God. ”
Joe: And be wearing massive sombreros
Obama: Ok but what about the orange face paint? ”
Pence: Why would I think that?
Joe: I'm trying to help you.”
Obama: Joe hang up. ”
Obama: Joe you wild.”
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