“Not only that, but many stops or gyms are at churches or cemeteries. Umm, I ain't disrespecting those places by going just for a game.”— Poké-heartbreak, itunes.apple.com
“...there is nothing that beats the feeling of after you close a restaurant and you, your two coworkers and your manager all run across the street to catch the wild Rappidash in the parking lot of the Pizza Hut...”— Makes me wanna be wesker, itunes.apple.com
“One last thing, I've never seen so many nerds walking around outside at once. I'd bet a mom had a hand in making this app.”— Jeremy Spuds, itunes.apple.com
“Pokemon are like animals, so shouldn't they be more likely encountered in their likely habitat than in a stinky city.”— GAhhhhh buffet, itunes.apple.com
“At its current state, you spend 99% of your time logging in and 1% playing.”— TheGreatSocialExperiment, itunes.apple.com
“I feel that it is hard to "Catch Them All" when you don't have enough balls to do it.”— Ken-FACE, itunes.apple.com
“The game is alright. I wish there were more pokemon near my house. I really have to drive into town to find anything.”— Matthew Collins, play.google.com
“I was very excited to play this game, but I was unaware that upon further research I would be let down by a half-baked but fully rushed game that has more bugs and problems in it than a killer bee swarm in a kindergarten.”— RYcalibrated, itunes.apple.com
“Real talk though why is this Jigglypuff leading me to this unmarked white van?”— Alex HirschVerified account, twitter.com
“I used to hate going outside. But now thanks to the app I can get outside and get my exercise again. Also I love Pokemon!”— Boogers Are Gross, itunes.apple.com
“I'm VERY displeased that every half-wit with a smart phone now thinks they've been a geek since the 90's. I feel like I can't claim my Poke-pride anymore because everyone on my street is proud to own 20 Pidgey's and doesn't understand my utter need for a max repel.”— RavynB, itunes.apple.com
“I usually like staying indoors during the summer but oh boy, this game got me going out in 105 degree weather so I’m out there burning. I was taking a poop once right, and a Sandshrew came through and I was like whhaaaattt, and lo and behold, a Rapidash and a Vulpix came by too. I was appalled. This…”— Kacedamenace, itunes.apple.com
“I want to be given the chance to somewhat bond or interact with my Pokémon after catching it.”— Cardtastic!, itunes.apple.com
“It's a shame to see how antisocial and lazy some kids have become. This app did what Michelle Obama failed to do for 8 years in just 24 hours.”— Applemac, itunes.apple.com
“I’ve been a Pokemon trainer all my life collecting games, books, and movies. I love the interaction so much and this has been something I’ve dreamed about since I was little. I wish you could fight wild Pokemon but that isn’t something really important.”— Aldwa, itunes.apple.com
“Finally America is great again, thanks to all the people who worked hard to create this highly anticipated game that we are all lucky to play.”— Chuck Norrisbmf, itunes.apple.com
“I'm just waiting for the news report saying that a kid got hit by a car while playing, but great game.”— Idkauname, itunes.apple.com
“One time I got to what I thought would be the last sign up page, filled it out, and hit continue (after at least an hour of trying) I was crying at this point (frustration and excitement) and then, behold the almighty 503 error page! I don't remember much (besides more failed attempts, I never got b…”— Error319vouldnotfindusername, itunes.apple.com