“boarding order: 1st class flyvantage 9000 unobtanium elite cardholders veterans (thanks for your service!) skynet chryogen billionaire club members travelers with kids Verizon GO90 customers flyvantage 7500 goldlife partners YouTube Red subscribers folks wearing UNIQLO™ group A”— Ryan Gantz, twitter.com
“There is no magic gauge in the cockpit that shows that there is a phone with its cellular connection or Wi-Fi not turned off.”— Allison Markey, foodandwine.com
“You keep my planes flying. I need my planes to fly.”— Jeff Vlaming, Cpt. Lee 'Apollo' Adama, Jamie Bamber, imdb.com
“No one owes you a preemptive apology just because you’re a control freak. You aren’t always in control, like it or not.”— Heather Havrilesky, thecut.com
“The widely held assumption that the brains of flight attendants are chock full of juicy stories from their adventures in the sky is decidedly not without merit.”— Harling Ross, manrepeller.com
“Missed connection: We lived and died on opposite sides of the world before international travel was possible. Good. I would have hated you.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“I was thirty-seven then, strapped in my seat as the huge 747 plunged through dense cloud cover on approach to the Hamburg airport.”— Haruki Murakami, amazon.com