“The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.”— Harris Wittels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
““Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?""Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you.””— A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh, piglet, amazon.com