“Kids are starving in India and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.”— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, imdb.com
“[Serial killer Herbert Mullin] had a habit of singing and bothering people when somebody tried to watch TV, so I threw water on him to shut him up. Then, when he was a good boy, I'd give him peanuts. Herbie liked peanuts. That was effective, because pretty soon he asked permission to sing. That's ca…”— Edmund Kemper, amazon.com
“Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in these peanuts.”— Paul Feig, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com
“Bill Haverchuck: I just hope I get candy I can eat. I'm allergic to peanuts, licorice, and nougat. Neal Schweiber: How can you possibly be allergic to nougat? [Sam laughs] Bill Haverchuck: I don't know. My doctor says I'm allergic to more things than anyone he's ever seen.”— Paul Feig, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com
“A man walks into a bar... He sits down and asks the bartender for a drink. As he takes a sip he hears a voice say, "Hey there, you're looking rather handsome today!" He looks around but can't find the person who made the comment. So he turns to the bartender and asks, "Who said that?" The bartender…”— DemigodElessar, reddit.com