Quotes tagged ‘mother’

“Harry Houdini: How about you? Do you ever think of getting married? Adelaide Stratton: I make it a rule to never discuss my personal life with anyone hiding from their mother.”

— Carl Binder, David Hoselton, David N. Titcher, Adelaide Stratton, Rebecca Liddiard, imdb.com

“Jodie: She’s just my mother, she’s not gonna bite you. Dizzy: Just your mother? I mean, okay, I’m the guy. I want to tell her about the wedding and the baby, but what? Four times I’ve stood there looking at her, and looking at her looking at me, and then she starts turning into Queen Kong and I star…”

— Tony Spiridakis, Eric Roth, Arthur 'Dizzy' Mazelli, Ken Garito, imdb.com

“Tara: Kate! I did not raise you to let boys who wear pigtails push you around. Benjamin Lambert: These are samurai knots! Kate: Mom, we're fine. We're having a dialogue about our relationship. Tara: We? Honey, this Power Puff Boy does not warrant a collective pronoun. Benjamin Lambert: Is this the b…”

— Steven Spielberg, Diablo Cody, Tara Gregson, Toni Collette, imdb.com

“Webster: You remind me of my mother. Katherine Calder-Young Papadapoli: I do? Oh, because I was making breakfast. Webster: No, because you were ruining breakfast.”

— Stu Silver, Webster Long, Emmanuel Lewis, imdb.com

“There's no green there. They killed their Mother, and they're gonna do the same here. More Sky People are gonna come. They're gonna come like a rain that never ends. Unless we stop them. They chose me for something. I will stand and fight. You know I will. But I need a little help here.”

— James Cameron, Jake Sully, Sam Worthington, imdb.com

“Coach Boone: Are your parents here? Bertier: There's my mother. Coach Boone: Good. [nods his head at Gerry's mom] You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary…”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Coach Herman Boone, Denzel Washington, imdb.com

“Sanka Coffie: So what are we gunna name the sled? Junior Bevill: How about 'Tallulah?' Sanka Coffie: Tallulah! Hahaha! Tallulah! Sounds like a two-dollar hooker! Where you come up with that? Junior Bevill: That's my mother's name.”

— Lynn Siefert, Michael Goldberg, Tommy Swerdlow, Sanka Coffie, Doug E. Doug, imdb.com

“A man has to be what he is. Joey. Can't break the mold. There's no living with the killing. There's no going back. Right or wrong. It's a brand. A brand that sticks. Now you run on home to your mother. You tell her everything's alright. There are no more guns in the valley.”

— David James Kelly, Michael Green, Scott Frank, James Mangold, Laura Kinney / X-23, Dafne Keen, imdb.com

“Do you remember the first time you lied to a woman? Other than your mother, that is.”

— Ronald D. Moore, Number Six, Tricia Helfer, imdb.com

“Did you just have sex with me because my mother told you to?”

— Philip Rosenthal, Ray Barone, Ray Romano, imdb.com

“Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common? Tony Soprano: They all break my balls.”

— Frank Renzulli, Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, imdb.com

“Van does everything. She works, she raises our child, she’s smarter than me, better than me. I mean, that’s why I married her. She honestly doesn’t get the credit she deserves. I mean, ever. But that doesn’t deter her from being what she is, which is a mother, a provider, and a partner. Gun to my he…”

— Stefani Robinson, Earnest 'Earn' Marks , Donald Glover, imdb.com

“Van does everything. She works, she raises our child, she’s smarter than me, better than me. I mean, that’s why I married her. She honestly doesn’t get the credit she deserves. I mean, ever. But that doesn’t deter her from being what she is, which is a mother, a provider, and a partner. Gun to my he…”

— Stefani Robinson, Earnest 'Earn' Marks , Donald Glover, imdb.com

“A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get to one!”

— Conan O'Brien, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Larry: Your mother thinks I touched her breast? That is so sick! Jeff: It's what she thinks. What can I say? Sweet dreams. Larry: 'Sweet dreams.' I'll dream about fucking your mother. 'Sweet dreams.'”

— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“So much for the days when I could say, 'At least my mother's normal.'”

— David Sacks, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“When I first heard about Kim’s tape, as her mother, I wanted to kill her. But as her manager, I knew that I had a job to do, and I really just wanted her to move past it”

— Kris Jenner, imdb.com

“I'm sorry, but my mother always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.”

— John Swartzwelder, Marge Simpson , Julie Kavner, imdb.com

“I just needed to prove I can do it myself, because I’m going to have to do things myself now! And I know you’re here, but still, there are some things I need to do on my own. Okay? As a single mother. Because that’s what I am. And I didn’t see it coming, Abuela… I just wanted to know I can do someth…”

— Corinne Brinkerhoff, Paul Sciarrotta, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Jimmy: So, how's your mother? Seth: Ahh, just... married.”

— Jane Espenson, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com