“Maybe there’s no official statement about the mascots’ queerness, but the mystery only adds to their legend.”— Joseph Longo , melmagazine.com
“Coroner Woody Strode: The victim's name is Chris Cheramie he was killed by 9 MnMs. Gus: That's impossible. Coroner Woody Strode: Your right that seems low. 9mm gun. Gus: Oh.”— Steve Franks, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com
“Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.”— Unknown, tcat.tc