“You tried to control her Eric, and the women always controls the men.”— Linda Wallem, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com
“Then only time men should be dancing is when other men are shootin' at their feet.”— Jack Burditt, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com
“Blair Warner: My mother's made a date with her latest conquest, Justin Branch. He's a married man! I never want to hear 'like mother, like daughter' again. Edna Garrett: Oh, but Blair, your mother and Mr. Branch are old friends. They're having an innocent reunion. Blair Warner: I've lost three fathe…”— Jerry Mayer, Blair Warner, Lisa Whelchel, imdb.com
“Men don’t have the strategic intelligence to conduct a war between families. Men are less good at keeping secrets out of their lies.”— Steven Knight, Polly Gray, Helen McCrory, imdb.com
“I have made arrangements with men I trust. If I should die, then you will die, know that.”— Steven Knight, Tommy Shelby, Cillian Murphy, imdb.com
“Men always tell their troubles to a barmaid.”— Steven Knight, Grace Burgess, Annabelle Wallis, imdb.com
“Who wants to be in heaven, eh? Who wants to be in heaven when you can be sending men to fucking hell?”— Steven Knight, Arthur Shelby, Paul Anderson, imdb.com
“In all the world, violent men are the easiest to deal with.”— Steven Knight, Irene O'Donnell, Simone Kirby, imdb.com
“In France I got used to seeing men die. I never got used to seeing horses die.”— Steven Knight, Tommy Shelby, Cillian Murphy, imdb.com
“You can never tell with men. They go for whoever their dicks point at, and there’s no changing their minds.”— Steven Knight, Polly Gray, Helen McCrory, imdb.com
“There is a code: Bros before hoes, man.”— Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com
“Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.”— David Shore, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com
“Check the staff page, bro. You’ll see my pronoun throbbing away in my bio, nestled in the digital universe that is the company website.”— Allison Page, medium.com
“He's not the man you thought he'd be because the man you thought he'd be doesn't exist.”— Jenji Kohan, Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Kate Mulgrew, imdb.com
“Pennsatucky: Are you gonna let all the men die out? Big Boo: Oh, fuck, no, we need slaves. You know, bookkeeping, janitorial, fetch and carry, that kind of shit.”— Jenji Kohan, Carrie 'Big Boo' Black, Lea DeLaria, imdb.com
“No offense, but, uh, men being in charge has never done me any good.”— Jenji Kohan, Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett, Taryn Manning, imdb.com
“Behind every strong man is a strong cunt-faced bitch monster.”— Jenji Kohan, Sam Healy, Michael Harney, imdb.com
“Maybe they know their douche-y behavior sometimes winds up being discussion fodder in these circles. And then there’s the possibility that they love group texts — but can’t admit it.”— Miles Klee, melmagazine.com