“[Murdock and Hannibal are seated in chairs will trash-bag balloons tied to them] Hannibal: Murdock, how'd I let you talk me into this? Murdock: I don't know, I have intermittent memory loss! [Takes off over prison wall]”— Stephen J. Cannell, 'Howling Mad' Murdock, Dwight Schultz, imdb.com
“One day I went traveling but felt like I forgot to bring something... And then it rained on me: I forgot my umbrella!”— stantse2, reddit.com
“A 93 year old man is sat on the kerb crying. A passerby stops and asks, ‘What’s the matter?’ The old man looks up and cries, ‘I’m 93, married to a gorgeous 21year old who wants fucking before breakfast, lunch and tea, and then twice again at night!’ The passerby laughs, ‘What’s the problem then?’ Th…”— Big_Miss_Steak_, reddit.com