“Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking. Cher: Well, you look like Forrest Gump. Who’s Pippi Longstocking? Josh: Uh, someone Mel Gibson never played.”— Amy Heckerling, Josh Lucas, Paul Rudd, imdb.com
“Heather: 'It’s just like Hamlet said, ‘To thine own self be true.’' Cher: 'Hamlet didn’t say that.' Heather: 'I think I remember Hamlet accurately.' Cher: 'Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn’t say that. That Polonius guy did.'”— Cher, Heather, amazon.com