Jimmy: So, how's your mother? Seth: Ahh, just... married.
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Quotes tagged ‘married’
Richie: Arlene, we've only been going together for two weeks. It's not like we're married. Arlene: Richie, one week is a crush. Two weeks is a commitment.
— Garry Marshall, William Bickley, Richie Cunningham, Ron Howard, imdb.com
All I have to do is get married by next week and I can get my blender in time for Grey's Anatomy!
— Erik Durbin, Mike Barker, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
Ralph Kramden: Whatever happened to the sweet unspoiled girl I married before? Whatever happened to that girl, Alice? You remember what you said to me before we got married? 'Ralph, I'd be happy to live in a tent with you.' Alice Kramden: I'm still willing. I think it'd be an improvement. Ralph Kram…
— Marvin Marx, Walter Stone, Alice Kramden, Audrey Meadows, imdb.com
Well, because I just realized that everything I've been doing up to now, the bathing, the tooth brushing, changing of the socks, being nice to people, trying to succeed…it's all for nothing. All those things are designed to attract. Why should I be attractive? I'm married...with children.
Do you think I want to look at you? That I wouldn't rather be looking at my wife? I'm married, I have responsibilities! She doesn't drive me crazy! She doesn't make it impossible for me to feel normal! She doesn't make me sick to my stomach thinking about my veterinarian touching her with his hands!…
— Shonda Rhimes, Dr. Derek Shepherd, Patrick Dempsey, imdb.com
Married to the money, I ain't never let go
Single guys often dream about having a smart, beautiful, caring wife. So do most married men.
You don’t have to marry someone to be happy. You don’t have to get engaged. You don’t even have to find your forever person if you don’t want to.
‘We had a thing,’ you say, not knowing what to categorize a relationship where you never kissed, but joked about getting married a little too often to be taken as funny.
Is your partner single, in a monogamous relationship, an open relationship, married, or something in between? Find out. It’s totally up to you how you want to proceed, but you should at least have all of the info up front.