“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure? A: The bucket.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.com
“Higgins: As you may have noticed, I've fired the groundskeeper. Until I can find a successor, I'd like you to assume some of the responsibilities. Magnum: But Higgins, I don't know the first thing about gardening! Higgins: I assure you, the kind of work I had in mind requires no intelligence whatsoe…”— Jeff Wilhelm, Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck, imdb.com
“Advertising is to a genuine article what manure is to land—it largely increases the product.”— P.T. Barnum, amazon.com
“The amount of manure that was spread over that auditorium would solve Krushchev’s fertilizer problem for the next ten years.”— Groucho Marx, amazon.com
“I’m just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure.”— Fred Stoller, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com