“Let me tell you something, sweetheart. This is a Lamborghini you are talking to. You have to drive me. You can't just leave me parked in the garage collecting dust, or I will wilt.”— Bruce Zimmerman, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com
“Two men having a chat. There was two men one smoked 2 packs a day for the last 20 years. The other never smoked a day in his life. The non smoker tells the smoker that if he didn't smoke he could've saved around $115,000! Enough to buy a Lamborghini! The man takes a long drag from his cigarette. And…”— googgles, reddit.com