Anna: Could you be any more pathetic? A lone figure sitting on the floor, wondering if he's gonna be lonely for the rest of his life. Seth: Hey, your sensitivity — it's really, uh, nonexistent. Anna: You know what your problem is? You're not a man. Seth: Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.
— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
Dude, you're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
Julie: He basically called me white trash! He said I was from Riverside! Jimmy: Honey, you are from Riverside. Julie: It was his tone!
Ryan: I used to want to be an architect. Kirsten: And what do you want to be now? Ryan: Seventeen. Kirsten: Me, too.
Jimmy: So, how's your mother? Seth: Ahh, just... married.
Sandy: Wow! You're all set up for your Newpsie convention! Hey, when do these vultures land? Kirsten: Soon, and I'm sure that I have a doily out of place somewhere. Sandy: Good. Gives them something to talk about.
Sandy: The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe. Seth: So, I'm like asthma?
— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com
Luke: Shut up, queer. Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my chest. Luke: What did you just say? Seth: I just said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.
— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and... not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know... um...
All right. We’re facing an army of Romans, Vikings, and pirates. But you know what today is? Today’s the day that we prove that Rip did not sacrifice his life in vain. And today is the day that we prove that we are not losers. And today is the day that we earn the name Legends. Now, how do we sneak…
— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com
Come with me if you want to live. I always wanted to say that.
— Chris Fedak, Ray Palmer / The Atom, Brandon Routh, imdb.com
Every time they do that, I get hungry for chicken.
— Phil Klemmer, Marc Guggenheim, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
Evil Mick. I guess that’s just regular Mick, but still.
— Ray Utarnachitt, Keto Shimizu, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com
Have you two considered couples counseling? I hear it’s quite popular in this century.
— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Rip Hunter, Arthur Darvill, imdb.com
I look at everyone’s phone. Helps pass the time.
— Grainne Godfree, Ubah Mohamed, Mick Rory, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
I refuse to set foot on the Titanic. Whoever built that ship ought to be shot.
— Grainne Godfree, Keto Shimizu, Dr. Martin Stein, Victor Garber, imdb.com
I’d rather die than speak German.
— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
If there’s something that I’ve learned in 4,000 years… it’s patience.
— Chris Fedak, Marc Guggenheim, Vandal Savage, Casper Crump, imdb.com
If there’s one thing pirates love more than treasure, it’s a good story.
— Grainne Godfree, Ubah Mohamed, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
Ironic, isn’t it? A time demon who’s run out of time.
— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Rip Hunter, Arthur Darvill, imdb.com
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