Quotes tagged ‘Job Interview’

(3 total)

“[Mouse interviews for a job] Shark: Can I help you? Mouse: Can I help YOU? Shark: What do you do? Mouse: I do it all. Shark: Have a seat. Mouse: I will, because that's something I can do.”

— Matt Maiellaro, Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald / Shark (voice), Matt Maiellaro / Adam Reed, imdb.com

“In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has…”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

“Increasing visibility is a good thing, and it will surely make us more... visible. To do that we should, uh... develop our strategy and strategize our development. Implement solutions and solutionize implementations. Aggressively.”

— Glenn Eichler, Peggy Nicoll, Jake Morgendorffer (voice), Julián Rebolledo, imdb.com