“Broadway may not be re-opening until at least May of next year, but Jimmy Fallon and Andrew Rannells are bringing the stage to you.”— Jen Juneau, PEOPLE, people.com
“Isn't it funny how Jimmy Fallon has turned The Tonight Show into a children's party?”— Scott King, Julie Klausner, Julie Kessler, Julie Klausner, imdb.com
“NASA said this week it has received a record high number of 18,000 applications for their astronaut training program. NASA said it shows a growing interest in space exploration. Then people said, "Nah, we just wanna get off the planet before this election.”— Jimmy Fallon, youtube.com
“Of course I've done things wrong. Show me a human being who hasn't. But when I do, I go out and try to make things right. I try to do a better job going forward.”— Donald Trump, amazon.com
“Jimmy Fallon asked me a question on his show one night: "Have you ever apologized? Ever, in your whole life?" I told him that I think apologizing is a great thing—but you have to have been wrong. Then I promised, "I will apologize in the distant future if I am ever wrong." The audience laughed, as t…”— Donald Trump, amazon.com