Quotes tagged ‘IQ’

“President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3-point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING. Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho! President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He…”

— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Terry Crews, imdb.com

“Attention campers, afternoon swim schedule is as follows. Advanced dolphins, report to the dock for survival swimming and I.Q. testing. All senior silverfish, meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. All junior salmon, trout, and herring, report to the nearest delicatessen. And six-year-old tadpoles,…”

— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“There is no phenomena in social sciences, period, that is on firmer statistical and conceptual footing than IQ. There’s no phenomena that’s more robust. If you give people a set of tests that assess abstraction, and then you measure their average score on the set of tests of abstraction, and then yo…”

— Jordan B. Peterson, youtube.com

“The problem with IQ tests is that they do produce group differences, and that’s unbelievably complicated and horrible. It’s complicated because it isn’t obvious how you should group people, if you’re going to do group analysis of IQ. For example, there’s more genetic diversity among Africans than th…”

— Jordan B. Peterson, youtube.com

“We’re producing a cognitive hierarchy, and, increasingly, the spoils of the hierarchy are going to people who are in the cognitive stratosphere, so to speak. It’s one thing to be really smart. It gives you an edge in a complex society, especially one that’s changing very rapidly, like ours. But if y…”

— Jordan B. Peterson, youtube.com

“A private citizen who’s a phony. He’s a phony. I wasn’t afraid of him at all. I never even thought of it. Now people are saying, 'Well, aren’t you afraid because he’s the president?' I’m like, 'No.' He doesn’t have any kind of real power. Everybody with an IQ of over 100—he loves the IQs—can underst…”

— Rosie O'Donnell, amazon.com

“I'm telling you, you gotta help me! Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!”

— Dan Fogelman, Joe Ranft, John Lasseter, Kiel Murray, Phil Lorin, Jorgen Klubien, Lightning McQueen (voice), Owen Wilson, imdb.com

“I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing.”

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Rachel Berry, Lea Michele, imdb.com

“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe...when he desires them…”

— Alan Yang, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“I use my grand IQ to decide what lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.”

— Daniel Waters, Veronica Sawyer, Winona Ryder, amazon.com

“I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an I.Q. of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I'm a genius.”

— Jeff Davis, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com