Quotes tagged ‘insults’

“Mrs. Crabtree: COME ON! WE'RE RUNNING LATE! Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch! Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Stan: I said we're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch. Mrs. Crabtree: [calmly] Oh. Alright then. [drives off] Kyle: Whoa, dude! Stan: I always wondered if that would work.”

— David A. Goodman, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Stan: If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fat ass, too! Cartman: That's right! [realizes he's been insulted] AY!”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Cartman: Too bad drinking Scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. Kenny: [oblivious to Cartman's statement] Cartman: I said your dad would be a millionaire, get it?!?! Kenny: [oblivious] Cartman: exasperated Kenny! Your family's poor, Kenny! Your family's poor! I don't…”

— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Not much of a house with only one bitch in it. More like a studio apartment.”

— Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Steven Canals, Elektra Abundance, Dominique Jackson, imdb.com

“Mike Seaver: Becky? Wow, you've had quite the summer. Becky: [sarcastically] And you've had quite the fall. [Becky walks off from Mike]”

— David Kendall, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.com

“Higgins: Sometimes you amaze me, Magnum, truly. Your intuitive grasp of human nature is so...so... Magnum: Perceptive? Higgins: Pre-adolescent.”

— Philip DeGuere, Jonathan Quayle Higgins III, John Hillerman, imdb.com

“I knew this investigative business was easy, else you wouldn't be in it.”

— Robert Van Scoyk, Théodore 'Terry' Calvin (T.C.), Roger E. Mosley, imdb.com

“Your friend stinks of soap, Quinn.”

— Brad Falchuk, Sheila, Raven Goodwin, imdb.com

“We can we all three just parachute down from cloud cuckoo land?”

— Peter Gould, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“[to Sawyer] You try to be a pig, or does it come naturally?”

— Paul Dini, Jennifer Johnson, Kate Austen, Evangeline Lilly, imdb.com

“I can see you make a habit of missing the point.”

— Frank Darabont, Rick Grimes, Andrew Lincoln, imdb.com

“What is that on your lips? Oh, it's just your favorite lip gloss. Sperm.”

— Steven Canals, Elektra Abundance, Dominique Jackson, imdb.com

“Lois, if God wanted me to not sleep with my wife he would have made me John Travolta.”

— Gary Janetti, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Hey Chris, did you know your bacne spells 'Citibank' in braille?”

— Steve Callaghan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Peter Griffin: We have 3 boys for Family Feud. Meg Griffin: But I'm not a... Peter Griffin: Shut up, Greg.”

— Brian Scully, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“This is an excuse, women, and you're not the type to have excuses. You need to be taught. I don't think you're stupid just 'cause you don't know anything....You know, I—that didn't come out right.”

— Allison M. Gibson, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com

“Darrin Stephens: You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human. Endora: This is no time to be insulting.”

— Bernard Slade, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

“Gladys Kravitz: [talking about Samantha] I bet she has some strange disease, and we could catch it. Abner, you wanna wake up with something strange? Abner Kravitz: I've been doing that for twenty years. Why change now?”

— Paul Wayne, Gladys Kravitz, Alice Pearce, imdb.com

“Well, you're all boring and I'm fun.”

— Jeff Greenstein, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com

“Wow, ten years of game night. What a milestone. Maybe you should celebrate with a suicide pact.”

— Gail Lerner, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com