Quotes tagged ‘Hilarious’

(61 total)

“Incredible! This Woman Finished Telling An Entire Story In This Noisy Bar”

“7 Mother Teresa Quotes To Remind You That All Other Women Are Enemies”

“How To Live Your Life Like A Horny Male Writer Is Profiling You”

“Wow! This Guy Can Explain Nihilism Without Anyone Asking Him To”

“How To Make The Most Of The Gap Between When He Interrupted You And When He Remembered What He Was Going To Say”

“4 Things About Your Date That You Already Knew From Googling Him”

“5 Things You Should NEVER Forgive Him For, Unless He’s Michael”

“Dog Clickers That Say, ‘Kevin, I Need You To Be Present While We’re at My Family BBQ’”

“6 Red Flags You’ll Zoom Past On Your Way to Dicktown”

“7 Reasons You’re Not Your Guy Friend’s Type, Not That You Asked”

“Brave! Woman Looks At Everyone Else In Group Photo Before Zooming In On Self”

“Man Corners Woman to Explain He Is ‘One of the Good Ones’”

“I own two Anthropologie sweaters and you will treat me as such.”

“5 Blazers So Sharp, No One Will Assume You Vomit In Ubers Every Weekend”

“Solo Drinking Games for When Your Hotter Friend’s Getting Hit On”

“How To Talk Dirty So He Knows You Have an MFA in Creative Writing”

“Little Black Dresses To Match Your Blood-Filled Stilettos”

“Avoid First-Date Disappointment By Rescheduling Until Never”

“6 Wines That Pair Well With Having Just Gotten Off The Phone With Your Mother”

“I LIVED IT: I Was There But I Wasn’t Tagged in The Photo”