“A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads. 'Hey,' says the man to the sign, 'If you can read, what does my shirt say?' 'I don't know,' says the sign. 'I can only read sign language.'”— why-the, reddit.com
“A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. 'Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?' he asks. 'Yes,' she purrs. 'I am.' 'Well, wash your fuckin' hands,' says the man. 'I w…”— HairyAssquatch, reddit.com